I had another really freaking weird dream last night.

I was at school with my friend Kaitlen. School got out and we both ran for the buses - it was raining, and for some reason I lost my shoes, so I had to go back for them.

On my way back (in my wet socks), I come upon my friend Sophie and some other people, all carrying large grocery sacks with mini bottles of wine and bitch beers. So I'm like HAY WHERE YOU GOIN~ 8D

And they went back into the school, so I followed them. We were all sitting around on these couches and chairs, and I see this weird fuzzy thing on the floor. It's like a retarded caterpillar. It KNEW where I was, though, and just kept crawling toward my chair, running into the bottom of it aimlessly.
It was fucking creepy! And I told Sophie so. "Sophie, Sophiiiiieee, do you see that weird bug? Look! It's all creepy! Don't you think?" And she ignored me with an "uh huh, yeah."

Meanwhile it kept bumping into my chair aimlessly.
Then I found one on my cushion and freaked out, and they were scattered around everywhere!

Our friend Michael looked at one and said, "hmm, they look like fuzzy bees. They're like a stinging bee without wings."

And I was like SHIIIIIIT I'M OUTTA HERE! So I dashed out the door and up the stairs, and the stupid thing was following me all creepy-like, and I had forgotten my shoes AGAIN!
So I had to run back past it, slip them on and gtfo.

They chased me all the way outside and around the front of the school, and then I came upon one that was golden. Like literally made of metal.

It was sittin' there being cute like "pick me up and love me." I ignored it and ran away.

And then I saw this HUGE THING. I don't even remember entirely what it looked like except it had a little beak-like mouth for a hand and that's how it talked. THAT was the boss of the retarded bee things!

And I was thinking, where did it come from? These were never here before. Who let this thing out of wherever it was?! Then the golden bug was back, and it "told" me in my mind that I needed to throw it at this thing. So I picked it up by the sides, and it was shaped like a beetle or potato bug, so I was trying not to touch its weird little golden bug-feet.

The big scary thing was like "Hey, don't do that!" And I threw it at him. The bug latched onto its mouth.. hand... thing and started eating it. Soon the bug had reduced the entire monster thing to dust.

It told me in my mind, "I could erase all memory of this if you wanted to, but it has affected nothing, so you can choose whether to keep the memories."

I chose to keep them, and the little bug disappeared, leaving me with the little pile of ashes and charcoal.

Then I pissed on them.

Then some asshole construction worker started hammering something and woke me up.


Yeah, I know, try analyzing THAT one. >>